Mind Eraser

By Kathryn Pope  It was fifth grade. I was Templeton in the community children’s theater production of Charlotte’s Web, and [...]

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JERK Driving

By Katrina Tulloch Meet Andrea The Groomer. She kept you on the road for those three extra minutes you needed to grab [...]

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Down and Out

By Chris Ballard Last summer, Molotov cocktails shattered storefronts and, in turn, the future of London youth seeking employment. What’s to become of [...]

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Sex Advice from Carli Cooper

By Carli Cooper | Illustration by Tate Chow Dear Carli, I read that average foreplay should last 10 to 15 [...]

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Ugly Americans

Too many students stick within the SU bubble while abroad. By Steph Machado | Illustration by Justin Rivera According to [...]

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Identity Crisis

“Unique” baby names are too bizarre for their own good. By Kelly Wolfe | Illustration by William Burns Somewhere in [...]

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