This semester’s Jerk’s Gawk will be holding it’s first annual model competition and fashion show—Jerk’s Next Top Model.

But this isn’t your boring old Tyra-hosted spectacle. Jerk’s next top model has more than a chiseled face, pouty lips or mile long legs (although, those features can never hurt.) Jerk’s Next Top Model will have personality, charm and an attitude that’s reckoned as a force of nature.

The week before Spring Break we took our contestants to the snowy quad, split them into two groups and gave them each a bag of props, a disposable camera and told them to do whatever they wanted. Here’s what happens when all you have to rely on is your personality and an inflatable penis. Voting ends Saturday at midnight.

Shoy Rey

Pj Alampi

Lucia Urizar

Kenneth Cousins

Henry Peterson

Gil Maher

Erin Scialabba

Duane Ford

Colleen Bidwill 

Christina Melora

Cassie Grimaldi

Athena Andoniades

Anna Jarzebiak

Andrew Sestrich

Abram Olchyk

Kaycie Miltenberger