Songs To Bang To For Every Occasion

Time to set the mood


Sure, there is power in silence, but sometimes hearing the sound of lip smacking and saliva mixing doesn’t necessarily help set the mood. I believe it was Beethoven who implied that music is around for one reason: to make bangin’ better. In the name of sex and rock n’ roll, we at Jerk came up with the most suitable playlists to play softly in the background of your next fling, no matter who your partner(s).

For the drunken hookup:

For your high school ex-beau that you sleep with during break when you’re bored:

For the long-time boyfriend/girlfriend:

For the Tinder match:

For the person that you haven’t defined what your relationship is with them yet:

Krystal Silfa
About Krystal Silfa (21 Articles)
Krystal Silfa is a sophomore English and Textual Studies major from NYC, which is a nicer way of saying she is a moderately well-dressed nerd who eats a lot of $1 dollar pizza. When she’s not writing for Jerk, she spends her time DJing, splurging on extra guacamole at Chipotle, and finessing her finsta.

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