sex toys in the shape of a heart

It’s this week that we approach the most dreaded holiday – Valentine’s Day.  As we sit back and watch everyone post picture of their roses and corny teddy bears, it’s hard not to gag at how consumed these people are by this fabricated day of “love.” While flocks of “puppy love” couples Lady and the Tramp style their spaghetti, all you single ladies should treat yo’ self too. By that we mean pick up a bag of chocolates and take a trip to the sex shop. Don’t be shy about it, we all could use some some self-love on such a lonely day. Let’s make V-Day, Vagina Day and ponder some of the best sex toys to use on your day of self love.  

1. The G-Spot Rabbit Vibrator 

rabbit vibrator

Now that might sound like a tongue twister, but trust us on this one, the rabbit will hit every spot a good sex toy should. With its dildo type design, the size and thickness will do quite alright, but the vibrating effect will blow you mind. Another awesome perk to this toy is the extension that stimulates your clit as you use it. This part resembles a rabbit’s ears, hence why it’s called a rabbit vibrator. With penetration and stimulation, this toy might be the best to ever grace our vagine 

Buy your own G-Spot Rabbit Vibrator!

2. Wand Massager 

wand massager sex toy

Remember when you were little and pretended to be a fairy with a magical wand? Well this is kinda like that except instead of turning imaginary frogs into princes, it turns regular masturbating into magical multiple orgasms. The great thing about this toy is that it comes in many different sizes, from minis to large and in charge. The primary function of the wand is to massage your clit, which is one of the most important parts of your body if you’re looking to orgasm. So, don’t get this toy confused as a karaoke microphone because it’s definitely not.

Buy your own Wand Massager!

3. Clitoral Pump 

clitoral pump sex toy

This is something that really doesn’t aid in orgasming, but it does enhance your sensitivity. The idea of this pump is to bring attention to your clit by increasing blood flow prior to engaging in sex or self pleasure. The great part about this toy is that it actually works to open up a new sensation, but it might be too intense for some.

Buy your own Clitoral Pump!

4. Mini Bullet  

mini bullet sex toy

A mini bullet it small enough to toss in your purse and discretely use at any time. Mimicking a bullet in shape, this item is geared towards arousing your outsides. There are multiple ways to use this product. You can focus it on your nipples or clit to increase stimulation. If you’re in the market for quick an on-the-go orgasm, the mini bullet is your best bud.

Buy your own Mini Bullet!

5. Butt Plugs  

butt plug sex toy

Okay before getting all judgey, you really can’t knock it ‘till you try it. To be completely honest, wouldn’t you rather try experimenting with the back door on your own, prior to letting someone else in? Butt plugs can give you a sensation of being filled like no other toy. So while you’re doing business in the front, there’s a hell of a party going on in the back.

Buy your own Butt Plugs!

Kassidy Cooper is a junior television, radio, and film major who talks too fast and doesn’t really have a filter. When she’s not writing for Jerk you most likely can find her binge watching TV shows, fleeking her makeup, or waitressing at Coleman’s.

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