What Your Bitmoji Says About You
Graphic by Sophia Beney
By now, we assume everyone has seen the creepy new Snapchat update personifying our Bitmojis to the 3-D level & let’s just say we have some THOUGHTS. Bitmojis are like the virtual image for ourselves, our social media Mii’s if you will. There are thousands of different ways in which you can be perceived via your Bitmoji thanks to their telling accessories, the way in which each Bitmoji’s outfit ranks, and especially whether they accurately capture its user’s ~authentic~ look.
And, yes, your Bitmoji and the way that you dress it means so much more than you think. Let’s get into it:
1. The Carbon Copy: Ok, YES we’ve seen it countless times, but why is it so impressive every. single. time?? The Bitmoji that appears on-screen exactly as its user does in person. For hook-up purposes, we admire the media replication, because tbh Bitmojis can be hot. But in terms of personality, you’re probably a pretty bland person, especially if your outfit also mimics a mundane outfit you're likely to be wearing on a daily basis. Here’s a tip: add some spice, maybe a fun accessory, and we won't think of you as so bleh.
2. The Unique One: You know the people that go for full-body costumes? We’ve seen users in bumblebee outfits, ice cream cone suits, and even cheeky unicorn onesies. If your Bitmoji is decked out in a head-to-toe costume, you’re doing the absolute most. You’re probably hoping that it will prompt some sort of conversation, and you adore small talk. You’re not one to opt for normalcy, and, although we envy your distinctive character, respectfully, what the fuck do you actually look like?
3. The Formal: If your Bitmoji is dressed to the nines and dripping more than a leaky faucet, RESPECT. Just know that your Bitmoji sets high expectations for your actual appearance, so make sure to live up to your little media friend. Don’t allow them to out dress you. You’re probably a sophisticated person, someone who takes pride in their GPA and prefers red over white wine. You also probably pretend you’ve *thrifted* every article of clothing you own. Stop lying Miss H&M <3
4. The Quirky Accessory: These are the Bitmoji’s that have a maintained style, almost look exactly like the user, except for one thing that distinguishes them from the rest. For example, some people decide to give their Bitmoji a baby bump, a helmet, or even footwear that is just so completely out of context compared to the rest of the outfit. You get the idea. If you choose to go with a quirky accessory, you’re probably really funny, and most likely the life of the party. Or you completely suck. No in-between.
5. The Loyal-to-the-Brand: Ah, yes. The people that take their passion for brands, whether it be Nike, Adidas, Levi’s, etc., and dress their Bitmoji like a freaking advertisement. If your Bitmoji can be mistaken for an infomercial, you’re probably very loyal, not only to your favorite brand but in many aspects of your life. You also care a lot about your social media presence, and, we’re gonna go out on a whim here, and assume that you’re a sneakerhead.
6. The Seasonal: If you’re someone who changes your Bitmoji’s outfit every time the season changes so your virtual self is dressed for the weather, you’re precious. Maybe a little nerdy, but precious. You have a big heart and care for everybody in your life, even your Bitmoji. But maybe spend a little more time taking care of yourself and not a fictitious representation of you - k?